Wait, let's begin with another question:
Do you know every single US President? Can you recite the Constitution? Can you tell me all about the history of the US, using a detailed mental timeline?
No?
Then you're one of those goddamn fake Americans!!!
The "Fake geek girl" thing that went around is the result of sexist males who feel threatened by women "invading" their special little world.
They need to protect the purist quality and sanctity of their "geek club" from boobies and false fandome!
Run! The women are attacking! Get out the artillery! And most of all, BEGIN THE QUIZZING.
Because we all know she isn't a REAL geek if she can't tell you the name of the first Avengers comic book.
She hasn't actually read Lord Of The Rings?? She just has a love for it because she's seen the films? What a faker!
Because we all know that if you like ONE THING, you have to like EVERYTHING in that category to actually be a fan...
Comic Book publishers don't need money! They don't need those silly girls buying costumes and action figures! What comic book publishers REALLY need is you men and all your pure, unadulterated moral support! Forget making a living! Forget spreading the amazing work! Let's keep the elitist club, and never go anywhere, ever.
Yada yada yada!
Okay guys, let me get this straight ... You don't want a bunch of beautiful women attending your con, because they're fake?
First off, who are you to say what is "fake" or not?
Either she's a fan (which she's proved by showing up this the con), or she's not.
It's as simple as that. There is no magical in-between area where most geek girls supposedly live.
Second off, what kind of MEGA-EGO do you feed to think she's there to ensnare YOU?
What makes you think she put that costume on because she NEEDS your attention, because she FEEDS off your stares and compliments?
Sure, it's a skimpy outfit, and okay, maybe she hasn't read EVERY Avengers comic.. But, have you?
And who designed that costume? The artist your trying so hard to defend!!
So, let me get this right:
You LOVE comics.
You support the artist/writers who make these comics.
These artists design skimpy costumes.
Women dress up as comic book characters, and therefore in the skimpy costumes designed by the demi-gods of comic book creation.
And YOU get on the GIRLS ass for it....
She's just SHOWING HER SUPPORT!!!!!!
For the WORLD THAT YOU LOVE!
If you have such a problem with it, stop sexualizing women so much!
Stop buying/reading comics full of scantily clad women.
THEN, when a girl shows up in some random skimpy costume, I MIGHT listen to your whiny-ass complaints.
You want a woman who understands you, but then you PUSH geek/gamer girls out of your life.
Because, I guess they just aren't as "devoted as you". Because we all know that only guys can love geeky things enough to qualify for the secret club!
Damn! And here I thought I was cool enough :'(
Guess I was wrong! Oh well!
Stop this war on women!
Stop making "geekdome" a man's world!
GET OVER YOURSELF BRO!
Stop trying to block the door! It's open, GET OVER IT!
FAKE! FAKE! FAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
She's attractive, an therefore faking it!
So you're saying that if you're attractive and you go to a con, you MUST be faking, because no attractive person would ACTUALLY like this shit?
Isn't that degrading to yourself???
Obviously a real geek.
How do I know?
Duh, he's a guy!!!!!!
And he's not at the top of the attractive bar, so he must have a genuine interest in comic books.
It's simple logic people.
Yeah, I consider myself a nerd...I used to think I was pretty too, until I learned that nerds couldn't be pretty. So either I'm ugly, or I'm not a real nerd. In order not to give up my comics, and because other girls bully and pick on me because of this reason ;; I'm an ugly nerd.
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